how can u be prego again
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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