i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
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He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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