I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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