I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
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Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
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she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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