Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
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I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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