ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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