they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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