Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
So apparently I’m into choking now
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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