STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
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Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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