In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
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i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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