i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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