First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
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I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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