I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Who died my cat blue again?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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