Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
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I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
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