Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
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I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
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Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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