please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
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Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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