Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
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Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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