K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
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we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
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WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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