Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
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So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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