Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
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No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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