We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
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He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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