i think i have herpe
just one?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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