At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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