Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Sponge bath it is.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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