its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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