I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
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I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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