garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
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A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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