Why does Corona taste like a burp?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she peed on how many people?
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
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I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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