I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
wanna go halves on a baby?
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
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My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
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Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
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