break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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