It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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