So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
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Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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