Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i came on her dog
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
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Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
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Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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