how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
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you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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