And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Barsexuality is the new black.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
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He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
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You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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