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I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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