no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
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at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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