You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
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For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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