ya dads aren't the best wingmen
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
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My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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