I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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