I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
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He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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