People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
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Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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