call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Randomize