O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
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He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
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He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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