you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
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I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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