I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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