honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
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i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
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