I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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