he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I had to cum in my sink.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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