If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
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Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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